straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(Source: humbleanimefan)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(Source: incognegroo)